The title, self - explanatory.
Today, my sister and I made a cake.
WAIT. Start at the beginning shall we?
Chapter 1 - The Idea
So, my sister got the confetti cake batter right?
Fun - Fetti, whatever. Colorful balls of sugar yes?
So, instead of making cake she wants to make cup cakes.
Everyone loves cupcakes! Yay for cupcakes!
Chapter 2 - Fuck!
Cupcake day today! Roommates moving out, everyone gone
dorm to ourselves. Cupcake time! OH FUCK!
Somebody took the cupcake sheet with them.
-headdesk- headdwall-
Chapter 3 - Cookies!
Yes, cookies with cake batter. Yum. Yum.
Fun - Fetti Cookies, colorful cookies! OhMyOhMy!
Start making the batter. Add oil. Add water.
STOP! The COOKIE recipe doesnt call for water?!?!
FUCK ME! We just made CAKE BATTER!
-guntohead-
Chapter 4 - Brilliant. Er....NOT!
Uhm. We don't have anything to put the cake in.
We have nothing to put cupcakes in.
We have cake batter, and nothing to put it in.
-runaroundlikeidiotsonfire-
Chapter 5 - A pot!
I have this pot, you see. I make my pasta in it, so
I bring it to my sister, and we pour the batter in there
hoping it won't burn. The pot is small, so we have
to pour the batter in two different times.
-idiotstare-
Chapter 6 - Frost that bitch!
First time, the cake, the mini cake, came out alright.
Cute, and little. It will suffice. Frost it. More like
fucking, drown it in frosting.
-headknife-
Chapter 7 - Another layer!
Put the second batch in, and wait. OH DAMNIT!
The sides were not buttered! And, then it sticks.
Half of it was able to be saved, and plopped on top of
the other mini cake. YAY FOR LAYERS! Extra frosting, cause
we don't have enough already? Well, we frost it, and what
happens? The fucking sides are dripping like lava!
So, picture it...
An already lopsided mini cake with frosting
dripping down from the side. Brilliant!
So, put it in the fridge, cause it will stop dripping...
Chapter 8 - && its a fucktard.
Open the fridge to check on it, and rofl.
Its fucking as lopsided as ever like a glob
monster!
Fail at cake = Fail at life
(Cake picture posted later)
Today, my sister and I made a cake.
WAIT. Start at the beginning shall we?
Chapter 1 - The Idea
So, my sister got the confetti cake batter right?
Fun - Fetti, whatever. Colorful balls of sugar yes?
So, instead of making cake she wants to make cup cakes.
Everyone loves cupcakes! Yay for cupcakes!
Chapter 2 - Fuck!
Cupcake day today! Roommates moving out, everyone gone
dorm to ourselves. Cupcake time! OH FUCK!
Somebody took the cupcake sheet with them.
-headdesk- headdwall-
Chapter 3 - Cookies!
Yes, cookies with cake batter. Yum. Yum.
Fun - Fetti Cookies, colorful cookies! OhMyOhMy!
Start making the batter. Add oil. Add water.
STOP! The COOKIE recipe doesnt call for water?!?!
FUCK ME! We just made CAKE BATTER!
-guntohead-
Chapter 4 - Brilliant. Er....NOT!
Uhm. We don't have anything to put the cake in.
We have nothing to put cupcakes in.
We have cake batter, and nothing to put it in.
-runaroundlikeidiotsonfire-
Chapter 5 - A pot!
I have this pot, you see. I make my pasta in it, so
I bring it to my sister, and we pour the batter in there
hoping it won't burn. The pot is small, so we have
to pour the batter in two different times.
-idiotstare-
Chapter 6 - Frost that bitch!
First time, the cake, the mini cake, came out alright.
Cute, and little. It will suffice. Frost it. More like
fucking, drown it in frosting.
-headknife-
Chapter 7 - Another layer!
Put the second batch in, and wait. OH DAMNIT!
The sides were not buttered! And, then it sticks.
Half of it was able to be saved, and plopped on top of
the other mini cake. YAY FOR LAYERS! Extra frosting, cause
we don't have enough already? Well, we frost it, and what
happens? The fucking sides are dripping like lava!
So, picture it...
An already lopsided mini cake with frosting
dripping down from the side. Brilliant!
So, put it in the fridge, cause it will stop dripping...
Chapter 8 - && its a fucktard.
Open the fridge to check on it, and rofl.
Its fucking as lopsided as ever like a glob
monster!
Fail at cake = Fail at life
(Cake picture posted later)
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