It all started yesterday. A nice beautiful day. Awesome for packing, and apparently great for a graduation as well. -.-
BECAUSE of this stupid graduation my friend had to park way the hell away from the dorms. ANYWAYS so we start to pack up my dorm and decide Hey! We made a pretty good dent, lets celebrate with Starbucks.
(they didn't fuck up my order this time!)
So, we are driving back to the University, only to be completely blocked out of ALL entrances to get into the damn school. So, we park hell far away in a different colleges parking structure, that CLEARLY SAID Commencement parking this way. Mkay?
Well, we walk the fucking pilgrimage to the dorm and collapse. Play some halo, eat some cake, pack thing. Fucking blast no? We get hungry, and decide to trek back to the car. Well, we get in, drive to get out. We cant. The fucking EXIT is blocked by the swing arm thing. Like, the one every train track has, y'know?
So, we call people, who are calling people for us so we can GET OUT of a fucking PARKING STRUCTURE. Like, wtf. There are still cars in there, and they closed the exit? Idiots! FINALLY this old frail looking security guard was like 'did you spend the night here?' or something. Uh huh. Yeah, we sleep in our cars in parking structures.... -blankstare-
Well, we FINALLY get out after an hour or so. And eat and get my cleaning supplies. Well, while we were walking back to my dorm with the cleaning supplies; trash cans, mops etc. We were laughing hysterically at how silly we looked. The items began to get heavy and right when I walked into my dorm I dropped everything, on purpose of course. Haha. Anyways. I look down and there is a puddle A PUDDLE OF COMET CLEANING SPRAY! Fuck me.
So, we are there cleaning it up, scrubbing though it is only getting sudsy.
Anyways, its still there and wet. That was my day. Lovely eh
The title, self - explanatory. Today, my sister and I made a cake. WAIT. Start at the beginning shall we?
Chapter 1 - The Idea So, my sister got the confetti cake batter right? Fun - Fetti, whatever. Colorful balls of sugar yes? So, instead of making cake she wants to make cup cakes. Everyone loves cupcakes! Yay for cupcakes!
Chapter 2 - Fuck! Cupcake day today! Roommates moving out, everyone gone dorm to ourselves. Cupcake time! OH FUCK! Somebody took the cupcake sheet with them. -headdesk- headdwall-
Chapter 3 - Cookies! Yes, cookies with cake batter. Yum. Yum. Fun - Fetti Cookies, colorful cookies! OhMyOhMy! Start making the batter. Add oil. Add water. STOP! The COOKIE recipe doesnt call for water?!?! FUCK ME! We just made CAKE BATTER! -guntohead-
Chapter 4 - Brilliant. Er....NOT! Uhm. We don't have anything to put the cake in. We have nothing to put cupcakes in. We have cake batter, and nothing to put it in. -runaroundlikeidiotsonfire-
Chapter 5 - A pot! I have this pot, you see. I make my pasta in it, so I bring it to my sister, and we pour the batter in there hoping it won't burn. The pot is small, so we have to pour the batter in two different times. -idiotstare- Chapter 6 - Frost that bitch! First time, the cake, the mini cake, came out alright. Cute, and little. It will suffice. Frost it. More like fucking, drown it in frosting. -headknife-
Chapter 7 - Another layer! Put the second batch in, and wait. OH DAMNIT! The sides were not buttered! And, then it sticks. Half of it was able to be saved, and plopped on top of the other mini cake. YAY FOR LAYERS!Extra frosting, cause we don't have enough already?Well, we frost it, and what happens? The fucking sides are dripping like lava! So, picture it...
An already lopsided mini cake with frosting dripping down from the side. Brilliant!
So, put it in the fridge, cause it will stop dripping...
Chapter 8 - && its a fucktard. Open the fridge to check on it, and rofl. Its fucking as lopsided as ever like a glob monster!
Movie Being Reviewed - Star Trek When Movie Viewed - Saturday. May 16, 2009 Stars - 2/5
Plot - Destroy something before something destroys them
Okay, honestly this will be biased because I absolutely do not like space movies. So, there is your warning okay!?
The only good parts of the movie were the parts where the (wow, I don't even know his name) blonde guy was a part of the scene. HE is the only thing that kept the movie going. =/
Then, again its probably more of a guy thing.
Side Notes && Observations There were a lot of old people
Funny part of the experience Okay, so I went with my friend to the theaters and we decided that we wanted to get some icees right? Haha. So, we got them and my friend decides she wants to try and put her straw in mine. Well, I flung hers away, and it totally flung all over the guy ordering next to me. His face was freaking hilarious. Like he wiped the icee away from his eye and looks like WTF?! Hahaahha. Poor guy.